/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17139258
I just moved to southern Louisiana (Slidell) from Georgia and I've never gone fishing.
I feel like I missed out. Everybody who goes learned it from their dad, trying to learn now as an adult would just be uncomfortable and weird for everyone involved. I just want some tasty fish and maybe some time to hang with guys.

>>13251293
>>13251759
At the end of the day, you post frogs while stammering via message board.

What’s a good trade that doesn’t require a drivers license

There's pros and cons to being alone and to being in a relationship.

An ideal life for me would be being in a relationship where we live away from each other. Far enough where we can't see each other on work days, but close enough where we can spend our days off together.

>work 4 days a week
>enjoy my alone time and space
>3 days spent with girlfriend
>enjoy my pussy and human contact
>soon as the lonliness starts to kick in, bam, girlfriends back
>soon as I start getting sick of my girlfriend, bam, she or I am leaving to go back home

>>11013663
I take 20 raw chicken eggs and pour them into my girlfriend butthole.
And then I drink them. And vomit them back. And drink again. And so on.
All while keeping every single yolk intact. And if this treacherous woman damages at least one yolk... I slap her clumsy ass and call her the N word. Don't judge me. I worked hard to buy those eggs and my woman should respect that.
After we're finished and there's nothing left but one giant yolk in my stomach, she blows a massive egg-flavored fart in my urethra. And then I cum, thank her and vomit one last time so we can share this tasty warm megayolk.

Gf had some sort of existential crisis tier breakdown last night, managed to sneak out while she's still asleep. Fed and took care of all of my pets, sitting down with some leftover pizza and garlic sauce with my trusty 1.75l. It's gonna be a comfy one until this shit show starts again, y'all.

>>9454711
>>9457181
i think i may have an explanation. ive read it atleast 12 times now and it finally clicked. he more than likely meant
>the tub of ice cream was in the seat next to him
>until his buddy's brother chose to sit down in that seat
>but before he did, his buddy's brother moved the tub of ice cream to the floor
>anon was not privy to the actual location of the tub
>only where he wanted it to be
>as anon gets up from his chair, he steps into the tub, and is enveloped in premature euphoria
>crying ensues
/autism

>Jimmy Johns opened a few blocks away
>No excuse to stay inside all day now, have to go to the store
>Walk in
>Sweetest looking little 17 year old working register
>Get so flustered I blurt out the wrong order
>Eat the sandwich anyways
>I don't even like tuna