/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
>get home from work
>tired af
>lay down on the bed
>shoes still on because idgaf
>close my eyes, trying to forget the bullshit at work
>hear the door creak open slightly
>a strong smell of garlic and butter enters the room
>i hear the chipper ringing of porcelain placed on the end table next to me
>smell gets stronger
>practically under my nose by now
>"What's your food wish?"
>it's all garlic and butter
>feel sandpaper rub my upper lip momentarily
>suddenly, a warm moistness covers my mouth
>tastes like garlic and butter
>my nostrils are getting flossed by his gentle bristles
>he travels lower and lower, paving the path with his tongue, his mustache tickling me all the way down
>hairy pizza baker hands begin unzipping my pants
>"Around the outside... around the outside... around the outside..."
>he's become the duke of my fleshy cuke