/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17262492
>screenshot the image
>do more work
i really do hate this place for making me consider doing all this just to shitpost about covfefe
>>17262443
for the nog or for coffee?
for nog from my planning spreadsheet, scaled up from Alton Brown's aged eggnog recipe
3.16 scale factor
750 milliliters liquor scale
25 servings total
1899 grams eggs == 38 large eggs, separate whites and freeze
1437 grams castor sugar
3.16 teaspoon grated nutmeg
1519 milliliters half-and-half
1497 milliliters whole milk
1519 milliliters heavy cream
750 milliliters Jamaican rum
750 milliliters cognac
750 milliliters bourbon
0.79 teaspoon kosher salt
4.24 gallons rough total

for coffee, it's usually something like 2.5 cups of grounds to 1.2gal water or similar, let steep for minimum 48 hours, scoop floaters and then siphon majority of liquid, agitate remainder and pour through coarse strainer followed by filter paper. grounds go to compost pile as always.

>>17263165
i don't phone post. i automatically sync my phone to my server every night. i wonder if i could write a script that then crops the bottom row of pixels from every image...