/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11269880
>>11270010
Jesus fucking Christ... you retards need to stay the hell away from shrimp.

Next time I make shrimp scampi I'll take a pic. In the meantime here's my shrimp and grits. Just look at those shrimp. LOOK AT THEM! Are they brown??? No. No they are not. Fuck... this thread made irrationally angry.

>>10835479
Look here fuck face, my parents and grand parents were professional photographers. They had high end Hasselblad cameras. Tried to pass the business onto me but I ducked the bullet of the end of real photography. I charge out the ass to repair youropeon import cars. I don't give a fuck about my shitty phone cam to shitpost on an Mongolian basket weaving forum.

pic for proof of plate selection

>>10673013
OC

>>10322371
Was gonna say Pittspuke but seeing it in a tortilla, probably some beaner friendly city. What was my point? IDK, Who gives a fuck? Everything sucks.
Oh yeah, now I remember, shrimp and grits.

OC shrimp and grits coming through

This is the best plate of food I've ever made. I've only made it once. It's a copycat of a local restaurant. Green shit is roasted poblano. Red shit is supposed to be roasted red pepper but I wanted more heat so used hot sauce.

>>9358442
Yes, they are.

>>9088778
My recreation.

I substituted Cholula hot sauce for the roasted red pepper puree because reasons

>>8989284
>shrimp
>grits
It's like a blank canvass.

WTF?

If you want to be vegan, that's fine. Stop trying to fool your own mind... or whatever you're trying to accomplish.
>vegan shrimp
Jeez