/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16865656
>delectable

>>16844316
>Once I followed a McDonald's employee home and stabbed him to death after he skimped on my fries. They never found the body.

>>16550094
>My ex GF had an egg allergy and one time I made us eggs for breakfast. She ended up puking all over my cock right as I was cumming into her mouth.

>>16519765
>Chocolate cake with cognac.

>mfw when I was given a 2nd Double quarter pounder by accident for free and ate both in one sitting

>>15954227
>Imperial German Edged Weaponry Volume Three
No one cares faggot

>>15496763
>bring my own fucking lunch from home of excellently cooked leftovers from the previous days dinner

>>15379601
>Salt and vinegar just to feel something again

>>14998993
>For me, it's your decapitated head on a fucking stake

>>14979376
>I say to you you've never lived

>>14961372
>What is that some sort of pizza that’s been deep frozen? No sir I can’t say I have that’s absurd

>>14873597
>You do you, booboo.

>>14814575
>there's a certain je ne sais quoi about them

>>14663101
>Melbournian if it matters.

>>14611067
>my favourite weekend brunch.

>>14492851
>God, he plates food like my girlfriend...

>>14449578
>Single olive with the pit still in it.

>>14355685
>catsup

>>14304381
>My wife smokes my sausage at least thrice a week, if you follow my train of thought.

>>14087187
>I use a Private Selection maple breakfast bread from Kroger. I toast it and make a custard with eggs, milk, vanilla extract, salt, and sugar. Then I cook it in a skillet with a tablespoon of butter per 4 slices. Lastly, I sprinkle the toast with sugar as they cook which ends up carmelizing. It's extremely decadent and only ok once every other month or so.

>>14069474
>You're a fucking loser, Bounties are delicious. I pity all those fucks that leave the bounties for last so I can eat all of them and bathe in their glory.

>>14005012
>Imagine unironically eating McGarbage. Absolutely fucking disgusting.

>>11641402
>Started with Negronis
>Followed with sparkling wine (can't remember) & oysters
>Antipasti & frutti di mare with a nice Gavi di Gavi
>Spagetti aglio e olio to share
>Pizza Margarita
>2 Btls Pugilia Primitivo 2005
>Tiramisu & Marsala
>Enough espresso to wake the dead>
>Biscotti & armagnac
>Fucked
>Continued with our lives