/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19747876
I'm not doing keto, I'm doing low calorie. I'm on a cut not a fatass dumbass read, mathematically CICO is the most fundamentally sound and reliable means of cutting, a bit of pepper and salt is all it really needs to be delicious but sometimes I add ketchup or hotsauce just for varity, why the FUCK are my egg retaining water?

>>19578120
What site?
Because the answer is miracle whip. It at least has SOME taste. Mayo alone is like fucking water on a sandwich. It adds absolutely nothing but a fuck ton of calories. At best it is glue to keep the content stuck together.

>>19495616
Fuck the faggots in this thread. "No snitching" is hoodspeak for "I hope someone don't hold me responsible for my shit either". Tipping is and never has been a drive through thing at KFC. The haphazard ugly manner in which is it put out there clearly indicates this is against corporate policy and it is pretty god presumptuous to just beg for tips when your industry is not tip driven.

Report to corporate with location, date, and photo.

>>19484109
I love how she beat you into submission so easy. You tried to be a big boy ordering en español, and Maria bitch slapped you right back to gringo-town.
She understood what you were trying to say just fine, the same way she understood you were absolutely clueless about what you were saying (probably gave off huge virgin energy too lmao, latinas have a radar for this). So she made you swallow your sad attempt at spanish and slur your words with your eyes glued to the floor. The whole staff laughed at you once you had your back turned.

>>18577755
>cheaper than even the cheapest butter
post proof because i know for a fact almost nho dairy farmers make their own butter because it's cheaper to get it at the store than to make it themselves

>>17621621
>It is the exact same taste to me as dish soap, does that mean dish soap tastes good to you?
no, it means you have inferior genetics, like >>17621561
said. I'dd tell you to abstain from reproducing but you post on 4chan so that point is moot

>>17442303
no one cares about your autism, this thread belongs to beef enjoyers now

>>15189792
>remove iconic black woman from the label of the product fucking named after her
>yes good this is less racist and more tolerant, also we need more black representation
Well not that I buy a lot of syrup but I can cross these fags off my list of contenders when I do.

>>12332258
>cashier checks me out for 27 years
>no forced to wait for all 1 cashier to work through the line up
>machines do no correctly scan the bar code half the time on non-processed foods
>either eat like shit, wait a fuck load longer then before when there were 4 clerks, or wait for some ass monkey to put in their super sekret code to make the machine unlock

I'm not a fucking fool. I can work it out. My local store just has very very shit scanners. We don't even have a walmart but old ladies and men clog the human clerk so it takes 15 minutes to check out with some chicken, eggs, and kiwis.

>>12191780
Show me exactly where the nipple is on an almond. If you cannot that misrepresenting the product. That isn't almond milk it is fucking NUT JUICE!

>>11752474
>If you're too poor to pay a tip go to McDonald's or order to go fag.
Insult and try to humiliate anyone that questions the tipping model. Check.

>Waiters usually only get paid $4 an hour.
Pick an occupation you are being told outright is under paid and then complain it is the customer's job to make up the difference. Check.

>Of course we're gonna prioritize customers that tip.
Paid for a service and be ignored or get bad customer service because I am not bribing you enough for a job you're already supposed to be paid to do. Check.

This is why the restaurant business is failing and why I never go out if I can avoid it. For a fraction of the price I can make my own home cooked meals. You are poor and punish the customer for a business owner that is fucking you up the ass. Redirect your angry towards the guy paying you dog scraps and telling you to squeeze it out of your customers.