/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Post your worst cooking malfuntions

>>11583544
What are you even trying to communicate?

>>6658382
>Sponge doesn't have oil

>>5892520
>not pre frying your ham before hand

>>4602491
Chicken/Turkey Pot Pies are pretty common way to use up leftover bird, but steak and kidney pies are crazy rare. And on a technicality, American's love savory pies, if the case of 56 different "flavors" of fucking Hot Pockets in the freezer section of my local grocery store have anything to say.

>>4590655
>>4590660
I am literally at a loss for words. To put it simply you dont think slavery wasn't a cause or issue in the civil war than I honestly don't know what to tell you. You win I guess. GG no re.

>college dorm with shared kitchen and bathroom
>i hate this place and its a ripoff but I got suckered into having to spend a whole semester here
>one roommate is fucking retarded and smokes out the whole place every time he cooks
>pours fuckload of corn oil into a pan to cook anything
>all his pans are burnt to fuck after cooking, his food is burnt to fuck and full of chunks of burnt shit
>the entire place smells like burnt food and the ceiling around the stove is starting to turn dark from the greasy smoke
>he still eats the food
>he wont stop doing it despite the other 3 of us that live there telling him to stop it
>ask for room change
>hurpadurp u gotta stay dere all semester deres no rooms left
>hue hue hue hue hue

My advice is to never live in dorms. EVER. For the price Im paying I could rent out a two bedroom apartment and either keep it all to myself, or rent out the spare room to a roommate that I get to pick.

Ok /ck/, let me get this shit straight.

How the fuck do I actually make an omelette

No, yeah, I know the theory, but... Aw fuck it. I'll jsut tell you what happened and what happens every time I try doing it.

>"Holy shit i'm hungry"
>Go to kitchen, crack three eggs and add three tablespoons of milk to it
>Stir
>Slice up onions and sausage
>Fry them gently
>Start pour the eggs in the frying pan, wait a bit, dump the filling on the eggs
>Halfway through, decide that it doesn't look like the omelette my mom made
>Just say fuck it and have scrambled eggs instead

I mean fuck, I think I'm doing something wrong but I don't know... Walk me through here, /ck/

Not even trolling. Pic related, it's my face when trying to cook anything

bump

And I just realised I wrote "recipe's".
It's 4:15 AM, I obviously meant recipes.