/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17538076
>recipe calls for a pinch of cinnamon
>I put a whole dash of cinnamon
do something about it pussy

>>15925695
>vegetable oil (healthy)

>>15907783
It's a tenderloin obviously you retard and it's a perfect sear. Your steak looks like a fungus growing in a post apocalyptic environment with parasite based zombie infections. Also my toenails are well trimmed >:[
>>15907730
Imagine the diarrhea after eating that 80% oil slab of shit
>>15907726
Absolute meme steak, if it's not cooked over fire it's not steak

>>15837369
>order doordash a few times
>pretty reasonable honestly, no real complaints and i was overall satisfied
>order a pizza from a fancy pizza place
>your order has been picked up and is on the way!
>fuck yeah
>wait an hour, pizza place is 15-20 minutes away
>never shows up
>contact doordash support
>please wait an additional 30 minutes and then we'll take care of it
>well alright I guess shit happens
>wait
>30 minutes go by, contact support again
>we are so sorry, we are going to give you 15 dollars in doordash credit and will immediately order you another pizza the same way and not charge you for it
>OK cool that sounds good, thanks!
>your order has been picked up and is on the way!
>fuck YES dude finally
>it actually arrives, go out to meet this dude fucking stoked and starving
>BRO what is UP
>hey man here's your pizza!
>he pulls up his fucking doordash bag, by the handles, and pulls my pizza out of the vertical bag, vertically
>vertically
>just stare at him
>he extends it towards me, smiling like we're long time friends
>my brain is doing a manual reboot so I just take it and stare at the box
>see you later bro enjoy!
>drives off
>still staring at box
>reboot complete and contact doordash support again
>unfortunately sir it appears you are trying to take advantage of our system so there's nothing further we can do at this time
>but I can send you a picture to show you
>that will be unnecessary sir, is there something else I can help you with tonight?
fuck doordash fucking fucks

>>15802853

My ancestors ate carbs and I do too. I don't have those energy fluctuations, must be some subhuman-gene shit you are experiencing

>get a job? Nah mom, ill just eat your 2 year old ground beef
You literally are a parasite of society a leech, a cockroach

What is happening to my tastebuds, Im starting to enjoy stuff like olives anchovies, liquor and other stuff I couldn't even stand before

>>15125733
>>i ate something spicy and i leaked fire noodle sauce poopy on the dentist's chair

>>15115479
balsamic mayo?

Making bread filters me hard. I still can't get it right and it takes time and patience and waiting.
Shitty loaves are easy but perfecting bread making is hard as fuck

>>14063399
what should i look more into exactly?