/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17216572
>>17216581
The crackers are just cope to make it seem like you aren't a disgusting slob.
Quit lying to yourself. Stick the nozzle in your mouth and hold it down until cheez stops flowing.

>>14311670
the king of sandwiches desu, op is perfection
>tfw cant enjoy italian sub anymore bc some local deli asshole gave me horrific food poisoning when i ate one there

rum and coke

>>11203479
Don't worry OP, I don't have any friends either.

Drunk again.
No silhouette edition.

Its time to face it: you are not ready to own a fancy home bar yet.
old thread: >>10418442

>had bf recently
>would cook and bake whatever he wanted
>surprise him with dinners
>made sure he had food for work
>cleaned his house, did laundry etc
>made effort with his mother and family
>still broke up with me

>>9956685

Fu /ck/ really we lost bump status?

>>9640751
I’m at 6 days thanks to weed, but half an ounce is almost gone, then I have hours until I’m drunk again. Tomorrow it’ll be gone.
For now, I’m snuggled up in a soothing world of no hangovers, no hospitals, no cringing, no police, no... well, you know what it’s like.
Guess tonight is my last night in heaven, laying here cosy and contented, being fascinated by documentaries I’d otherwise find unbearable, eating plenty of tendies, fapping 100 times per hour and generally healing on a cloud of delicious purple haze goodness.
Anyway yeah. See you in hell soon, anon. And at least we won’t get reefer madness.

>>9539759
I'd guess it's nothing desu. Audible brain explosions sound rather hardcore. Maybe it was one of your ears popping?
I have, uh, I forget how many, but numerous irreparable lesions (holes) in my brain because of booze. Losing my eyesight n' stuff. Never heard my head detonate.

>>9330175
>Smirnoffbro sober?
>>9324449

>>12273
>good times

It has ruined my life too. People in al/ck/ threads call me "Smirnoff bro" because are used to drink three 70cl bottles a day and have been drunk for a quarter of a century. I'm only a week sober, will inevitably relapse soon, and even if I don't, the damage is already done, alcohol will kill me. Should it be illegal? Absolutely fucking not. If it was illegal, it would only make me crave it 10 times more. The ease with which I can acquire it, makes it somehow less desirable. Less frantic. Less like my other addictions to illegal drugs, with which I struggled even harder than a physical addiction to booze.

>>8718500
Did you drink?
I didn't. That's 1 full day with nothing. Amazing. Feel like shit, but every time I've managed 1 day I've gone on to manage 2. I'm escaping.

Fuck this gay earth.

>>8591620
ebin thread

I dine in the nude.