/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8306503
>CIA Spooks come after you
>Summon literal amber waves of grain
>Drown them in wheat
>Catches police attention
>Embrace your new lives inside the grain silo, my brothers!
>National guard is called in
>Your metal and kelvar will do you no good under the crushing weight of my mighty wavey wheaty wonder!
>Full blown invasion of US soil as the military collapses, with even airstrikes unable to pierce my crunchy, dusty, grainy cocoon
>Every military in the world is fighting to hold control over the 8th wonder of the world, an unending gyser of wheat that cannot be stopped
>So much wheat seed has been spewed into the atmosphere and carried on the winds of thor that it is growing everywhere
>Absolutely everywhere
>It has become an aggressive, invasive species
>The world economy has collapsed
>Endless warfare has destroyed modern society
>Ecosystem changes from the meaty wheaty invasion has killed off 90% of the world's species
>There is nothing now
>Nothing except our muscled golden god and his family, who sit so high atop his mountain of amber grain that water would freeze instantly
>Our shredded Shredded Frosted Wheaties

>>8064760
>You have horrible taste and I really do wish you would leave this board and quit wasting precious 4chan megabytes.

Yes, because people shit posting about 'zas and five guys burgers is better. At least OP is starting a genuine thread that possibly won't end in shitting on regions, flyover states, and IPAs.

>>7903797