/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>all these mad fatasses

Being fat is in fact a choice. You eat too much, which is where the fat comes from. Bodies cannot make fat out of nothing -- it is excess calories being stored. If you are gaining weight, you are eating too much. You could be confined to a wheelchair and not be fat, simply by eating less.

I used to be a fatass, and would always agonize over it. "Why?" I'd ask. "Why am I so goddamn fat? What did I do do deserve this?"

And then, one day, it hit me: I WAS EATING TOO MUCH! So, I stopped eating too much, and a year later I wasn't fat anymore.

So fucking stop eating too much and, like magic, you'll start losing weight. Jesus.