/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Work in an air conditioned kiosk.
>Customers are outside in the summer heat, generally mad.
>Some fuckhead shows up and dumps a literal bag of coins in my money tray to pay for gas.
>Start to count coins, slowly.
>Hear people outside getting fucking pissed at this douche for making them wait out in the 100+ heat while I count coins in my 65 degree kiosk trying not to smile.
>The douche gets mad and asks me if i'm done yet.
>Look up at him.
>Look back at the change.
>Start over again.
>People are starting to crowd around the window to see what is going on, see all the change and soon there is a mob of pissed off people at this dude.
>Input the amount so he can go pump.
>Short change him a dime.

>"no, Nevermind, I don't want anything to drink."
>"oh, ok then."
>she begins walking away
>call her over
>"Hey, could I order a pepsi?"
>"is coke ok?"
>"yes, that will be fine."
>TFW cheated the system