/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>night before Super Bowl 50
>supposed to hang out with a friend, chit chat, have drinks
>friend bails on me for girlfriend reasons
>get pissed off, drink the whole bottle of shitty whiskey by myself (pic related)
>in about 20 minutes
>rapidly get increasingly drunk while TeamSpeak-ing with other friends
>stumble to bathroom, sit on toilet, projectile vomit into tub, black out for a while
>come to hours later, stumble back out to computer, rejoin the chat
>"dude, we thought you died"
>massive headache rest of that night and the next day until I got properly stuffed with football munchies at a Super Bowl party

And that was the last time I had more than a token amount of alcohol