/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Y'know what, at this point I'm completely unsurprised and unperturbed when hearing about this kind of crap. We're getting a 24/7 stream of "holy shit of biblical proportions!" from the media with the fucking B-side of the cassette tape saying "hahah, stop noticing things, schizo". It's tiresome. It's fucking boring. We won't even know when the world is about to fucking explode because by then either nobody will be listening to the news or the guys watching the latest news marathon special "Apocalypse Coverage: 20XX" will be too zoned out and bored to panic.

>>14732351
Damn OPs mcdonald's sound wholesome. My favorite Mcsandwich is the Filet fish.

>I went to McDonald's once during a snowstorm.
>Was probably the only customer they got all day.
>A nice black man took my order and told me he would being the food over to me when it was done.
>Thought this was weird but whatever.
>As I walk away I can hear the nibbers in the back macking fun of friendly black guy for serving the "White Man"
>MFW

>>no cheese

>>13954817

>>13119832
I dont mind when people get a lot, I mind it when people get a lot and are surprised when they receive a shitty pizza that isnt cooked through because they ordered a mountain instead of a pizza

Either way, continuing

>We do not have a Buffalo salad dressing
>He wants me to get the buffalo sauce that we top already cooked pizzas with and put it on his "Salad"
>I do it anyway because at this point god has been dead for quite awhile now
>I give a normal ammount of dressing
>Que him doing his "More" meme
>His shit is now drenched in Buffalo sauce
>Assuming it's done because the dressing is typically the last step before we toss it
>"Oh and can you also add BBQ sauce?"
>I actually pause for a moment pondering what he had just asked of me
>I have to physically restrain myself from reflexing asking "Why"
>Without another word I grab the BBQ and dump it on
>"More"
>And to top it all off... he wanted croutons on it
>I tossed that salad in absolute confusion and dissapointment as I then watched his elderly MOTHER pay for him at the register
>I handed him his creation
>I watched him eat that whole fucking thing
>He's trying to lose weight he said
>And the worst part is
>He's apparently gotten this multiple times while I wasnt working, that was just my first time seeing it

>>11692347
GO TO THE FUCKING WIEN AND BUY SOME ANYWAYS.

FREEZE THEM FOR LATER!

I didn't know or care about him before and I still don't now. Not trying to be an edgelord, just indifferent. I think I'll be affected the most when Pepin kicks the bucket, but even then it'll probably just be mild disappointment. Maybe it's I have enough people I know in real life to worry about or be saddened by the loss of, but I never got the extreme reaction to celebrities passing.

>>9714257
Not thar guy, you are arguing two different things.

He is arguing that people associate neon green with key lime pie and limes in general, which is true.

You are arguing that lime juice is not green, which is also true.

I am guessing they stopped artificially coloring key lime pies neon green when the "healthy food" shit kicked in, suddenly restaraunts dropped it in favor of "natural color" pie. At least you can still make it bright green at home.

>Used to work at Banquet hall
>literally one dinner service I had to bring back atleast 15 plates of adult meal
>coworkers getting the same requests
>These people were fucking pushing away steaks for tyson chicken nuggets

If any of you faggots every throw a party at a banquet hall.

Do family style please it will be better in the long run for everyone involved.

>>7978441
no i mean i literally wasn't paying attention

i hop on these threads the moment i see them just to post shit to make vegans mad

i don't care about any of this