/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17568188
SORCERY

>>17481940

>>16769004
wait a minute is the reason pussy tastes like coins because its full of gross bacteria??? AAAAAHHHHHHH

>>16252609
>be me
>born in June
>glasses
>had a kiwi at lunch

>>13470061
my alcohol blackout stories are pretty vanilla, like I find a new hole in my drywall or wake up to the fire alarm because I forgot about the pizza in the oven

But I did used to take ambien. One day I woke up and discovered a speeding ticket and an entire roast chicken with a lemon shoved up it's butt on the counter. I live alone and had no memory of either happening. scared the shit out of me. I did manage to get the ticket expunged or whatever. Oh and the chicken was perfectly cooked

>sweetbread
>not sweet
>nor bread

>>12431553

>>12209162
MUMS GONNA FREAK LADS

>>11738955
oh shit weebs abandon board

>>10254583
I had a nightmare last night that I woke up after a bender, shirtless, covered in blood, glass everywhere, the mirror in my bathroom smashed, my file cabinet soaked in blood, cuts all over my body, my bed stripped of all its bedding, clothes and garbage strewn about the floor

I was pretty glad when I woke up and realized I wasn't dying

>>10164491
I'd say try harder but I'm afraid of what would happen

>>9833229
What is he so afraid of? Who is taking this photograph? What do they know?

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