/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm on a diet you see
I need to lose 25 more pounds so I can have self esteem

picky manchildren general!

>new burger place
>puts chipotle mayo on everyting as their special sauce
>it isn't even a secret sauce, they outright tell you what it is
>faggot friend smacks lips talking with his mouth full like a 5 year old
>oh wow mmm yumm and there's thousand island on here too its great! mmm wow
motherfucker, the only similarity that sauce has with thousand island is the color

and the unfortunate truth of the matter is he's not atypical. He is a representation of your average american palate that can't tell the difference between chipotle mayonnaise and ketchup with sweet pickle relish in it

whats the cook time on 1 pound of boneless pork ribs in the oven? the internet is literally useless

google: cook time for boneless ribs in oven
results: ribs in a slow cooker, ribs on a grill, bone in ribs in a stock pot
fuck

basically all this shit at various points in the day

fuck this paleo meme, I've never been so constipated in my life!