/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>One medium rare burger for me please
*squirts liquid diarrhea through his pants later that evening*

>>17561394
>every week for D&D night

>international corporate art design

>>17455002
>you don't follow Jesus or His teachings at all

>if people want to kill you, then you should let them

top soy

>>17240891

Franks is weird because it feels like it has a more "buttery" flavor and texture, but according to the ingredients, there's no oil in it. The only difference between Frank's and Crystal is that Frank's has more garlic.

Both are top tier. Use whichever you like or both.

If you have 2 or 3 really good hot sauces that you like, you won't need to have a big sauce collection like some bald headed soy man

>BIRRIA!!!!!!!

>>16851581
>>16851612
Yes, yes, eat more corn. Excellent.

>>16745681
>hot sauce

>>16538978
>you just don't "get it" do you?
>he looks like a retard on purpose!

>>16495397
>haha yeah dude trends should all be the same everywhere on earth at the same time bro

no you just dont understand bro. its deconstructed bro. its the chef's political commentary on the state of food in the current year bro

DUUUUDE
SMOKE RING!!!!!!!!
EP1C!!!!!!!

>>16423425
>DUDE YOU GOTTA PUT IT IN THE AIR FRYER DUDE

you cook chicken nuggets and tater tots like most millennials and you get right up close to the microphone and bite them reaaal slow to prove how awesome and crunchy you are

Heh, I gave my restaurant a name thought up by a 12 yo on /b/, you're not supposed to do that lmao, isn't that so zany rofl? Like, that's fuckin crazy, you aren't supposed to name a serious business a silly name, that's like totally out of the norm lmfao, shut up and take my money!!! Like, hey guys, we're going to a place called EGGSLUT for breakfast ROFLMAO bro, what? A legitimate reputable restaurant called EGGSLUT? Like WHAT, come on man, you're pulling my leg, but no, seriously, they actually named their real, storefront business EGGSLUT!!!! WHOA!!!!!!!
Edit: Thanks for the gold! xD

>>15892857
Reddit.

This photo is peak millennial consoomer.
This dude looks like he has a wall of funkos

>>15706146
>>15706175
>noooo stop eating healthy fish with omega 3
>having testosterone is reddit soy!!!!!
nice try shlomo

It wouldn't be so annoying if literally all the people pushing for it didnt look exactly like this

>You don’t need to wash chicken at all. Any salmonella or harmful bacteria will be killed when you cook it. When you wash it you’re just spreading live germs all over the sink and your hands.