/ck/ - Food & Cooking

We don't have enough natural gas left for everyone, what you thought the elites would let you keep using gas?
They're openly telling you that you will own nothing and be happy by 2030, start hoarding data storage now because that is next on the chopping block, you already missed out on buying a GPU they will remove your ability to save data to force you onto the cloud shortly
Funny how environmentalism doesn't apply to smartphones isn't it?

how do i get less sensitive to spicy food? I like the taste but it makes my mouth burn

>>16677499
My family buy me hotsauce every christmas now
>Anon you gotta try these meme noodles
>"I have they're not that hot"
>Okay prove it your dad cried and couldn't finish them
This is why I don't tell people irl anything

>>16534498
>so it makes sense that none of you care that future generations will struggle to live on a planet that resembles Venus.
Why should I care about normalfags and their children?

>>10535701
another
>texmex this time
>eating meal with family
>family of seven at big table in middle
>dad is going bananas
>audibly complaining about food quality and wait time
>food gets there 2 minutes later
>hes fucking pissed he got his food served last
>time passes and hes halfway done
>stops a waiter
>he stands up with his burning plate of comida
>you can hear his skin sizzling
>points out a lone onion piece
>IM FUCKING ALLERGIC
>dad starts grabbing at his chest
>family is getting up to help his massive ass
>dad shakily shoves finger down throat
>fucking shoots that shit out like the exorcist
>his wife ushers him to the bathroom
>patrons pissed
>every person wants check or refund
>manager comes out sees this shit
>amberlamps called
>dad stretchered out of restroom blue and unresponsive
>people are uncomfortable and leaving
>manager shuts the place down
>people just get up and leave
>place back to normal following month I went back
>entirely new staff