/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15720857
>high tier restaurant
Why should I have to pay $20 extra for the same cut of meat just because your dumb gorilla of a chef can't cook a fucking steak properly? It doesn't have to be Michelin star material. I don't even give a fuck if you season it properly. Just do your fucking job and give me a RARE STEAK like I fucking asked for, not blue rare, not raw, not medium rare, RARE, with a bit of cool red in the center. If you're a line cook and you can't even cook a fucking simple, shitty cut of steak properly, you should have to show up to work in chains, sleep in a dilapidated cell, and be beaten with chains for every mistake you make, because you're clearly unfit to participate in society like a normal fucking human being. Texas Roadhouse made me a fucking Nazi.
>>15720894
>you’ve identified and can quantify the offset
Let me clarify why this doesn't work. I'll ask for medium rare instead, knowing they'll fuck up hard if I ask for rare, and then it's a retard roulette RNG roll to see whether they'll give me an "underdone" medium rare (close enough to rare, and closer than if I'd asked for it rare) or it'll be a normally cooked medium rare, since the idiots can handle that better for some reason. Maybe medium rare is the more common order, I don't know, but either way, I'm getting fucked over, because cooking a rare steak is evidently a Herculean task for a midwest American chef.

>dad finely chops up his lasagne until it looks like it was put through a blender
>dad puts ice in his beer/wine
>dad slurps and aerates his $20 wine like a fucking sommelier after every sip
>dad eats Chinese with a fork and knife
>dad touches other people's plates/drinks/food while they eat
>mom puts oil in the pasta water as it cooks
>mom never washes fruit and barely rinses vegetables
>ex-girlfriend used to order chicken tenders or caesar salad every time I took her out
>ex-girlfriend made me instant pasta, Shake n Bake, and midwest sloppa snacks for me like "puppy chow" every time she could be bothered to cook
>ex-girlfriend ate like a dumpster despite being autistically picky
I gained like 30 pounds dating that bitch because all she would eat was fast food and fat American children's snacks.

>>11239910
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