/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9547154
>fave high activity?
Everything is fun, but I've been feasting on these... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iM_KMYulI_s
and watching movies back to back, mind has been blown watching space/history documentaries, having deeply healing faps and generally just being a cosy hyperslob. A splat of self-aware meat melting with comfort, too content to do anything but bathe in the cosy, warm glow of honeymoon-period alc abstinence, combined with the orgasm-level nominess of strong weed. I've tried everything to stop drinking, I failed, but this works.

>>9332536
Woke up in WD, and realised that blackout-me was apparently nice enough to go and get an additional 2 bottles of vodka last night. I am having a cosy morning. No stumbling past neighbours, throwing up in shops, smiling at hot grils then realising I stink and look like a scarecrow, nope not today, just... oozing with cosy.

>>9254944
Noice. I apparently hide booze when I'm blacked out. Little Easter eggs for desperate, withdrawing, penniless me to find. If I have nothing I search every inch of the house for pocket change, and in the process sometimes find that father pissedmas has left me a surprise gift :3 one time I'd even left myself a little note, probably a little drunken wink and a good boy point token, but I was so drunk when I wrote it that it was totally unreadable and was soaked in piss as it was under my mattress that it was hidden.
Still, I left a thankyou note.

>>9188668
>every other day
N'aww, you're adorable.

>>8942638
>1:06

>past midnight
>it's day 5
Horey crap

My bedroom is officially so rekt with broken glass and piss/puke that I bailed, threw a single mattress down on my dining room floor and abandoned the bedroom for good. Took out another loan. Using my last one to make repayments on it and I'll sell this house when repayments overwhelm. Then repeat in a smaller place. Idgaf if I end up dying in a caravan.
I chucked a 50 inch monitor, desktop PC with mid range GPU in front of me, have water, piss bowl, supplements and optional snacks on a coffee table to my left, and a wireless keyboard and mouse to my right. All. ALL I do all day every day is wake at random times, drink, watch YouTube, play vidya, oh and occasionally accept supplies delivered to the front door.
Fuck sobriety. I have found heaven on earth. My radiator is 2ft away, I am cosy af and my only obligation is to occasionally empty a bowl of piss. I estimate that I can burn around 100 grand before this is no longer possible, and I'll be dead before I get close.
Ladies and gents, behold. I have found my comfy.