/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>make friends with stoner in college
>pays me in pot brownies for help with programming
>home alone one weekend
>decide to see what being crossfaded is like with edibles
>buy pint of bottom shelf whiskey
>horribly cheap Canada House for $5
>almost threw up taking shots
>wash down brownie
>end up drinking rest of pint waiting for them to kick in
>watching movie on laptop
>suddenly insanely fucking high
>multiple thoughts and emotions occurring in parallel
>eventually lose all senses except sight
>purge all over myself and my laptop
>watch laptop malfunction and die as the puke seeps through the keyboard into the motherboard
>smells like being sick on Christmas because of the weed and whiskey blend
>spend next few hours in vegetative state covered in vomit

Sorry for my long and boring story