/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15364399
Ngl I'm going to try this now

>>15338870
Haha gotem

>order carls jr on postmates
>tell them I want contactless dropoff
>sign up for premium so I don't have to pay delivery fee
>mexican can't understand my instructions and wanders around my patio touching all the doors
>have to shout at him to drop the bag and leave
>can hear neighbors laughing at me
>order is wrong, they did the exact opposite of what I requested. gave me a fucking bacon cheeseburger with NO FUCKING BACON and sauce I specifically asked to have removed
>shit out of luck to go back and get it fixed like I usually would
>postmates gives me a :( wer'e sooooowwwy message and does nothing else
>complain to thier corporate email and finally get a refund for 6 dollars on a 17 dollar order plustips because I was 50 FUCKING CENTS SHORT OF THE FREE DELIVERY MINIMUM

hearing I am eating a fucking sauce sandwich thanks to chinese virus fuck you china

>The grocery store goblin stole the Zebra Cakes out of my cart again

gonna make fries soon again for the 12th day in a row (to accompany my pork sandwiches)

damn this machine

Got Lindt valentines chocolates, already ate the whole bag, bought it for myself

Ate all the cupcake profits

>>11713797
>the best manual can opener money can buy in the 21st century is a 99 cent blade on a hinge that could have been designed during the Roman empire
Why are we living in the worst timeline, lads?

>order fast food
>cashier says 'have a good day'
>end up having a bad day instead

ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY IS THIS ALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWED