/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13736285
I know people that actually, factually, say shit like "Oh it doesn't count, it's just a snack anon!" then complain about not being able to lose weight. Maybe count every piece of food that enters your body because you're still going to get chemical energy from it whether you want to or not, Jesus fucking Christ your body doesn't give a rat's ass about technicalities or whatever bullshit rules you made up on the spot for what "counts" or not.

>>6977434
>Reading is fundamental
>Spells young wrong
>mfw

>>6621681
Aaand I'm out. This single picture disgusts me more than anything I've seen on /b/.

>>6594141

>putting Vaseline in mac & cheese

I have never in my entire life experienced anybody's "Grandma's cooking" that wasn't fucking disgusting. Grandma was raised in the great depression and didn't have taste buds when you were born.

>>6252555
>reading about Sandra Lee
>"Kwanzaa Cake" repeatedly appears

What the fuck?

>mfw this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

>>6125371
>being so assblasted about three people in this thread seperatly enjoying japanese food

Just had food poisoning last night and wow. What a wild adventure!

>vomiting so hard that I shit my pants with liquid diarrhea at the same time

Got any horror stories of eating food that went awry?

>acquire Naga chile's for the first time
>decide to make chili with them
>just slice those babies up and sautee them with the other veggies
>assemble rest of ingredients
>put in slow cooker set for 4 hours
>sit down
>get bored
>fap
And thats how i learned that Naga's should be handled with gloves.
Not quite an injury, but still painful as fuck.

Worst real injury was cutting the webbing between pointer and thumb, while slicing a burger bun open