/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Turkey is the best meat, period. I mean, chicken is very good too, but turkey meat is superior to every other flesh of an animal. Turkey is so good i go to the market every day and get 200ish grams of sliced turkey. I love to sink my teeth into the flesh of the vulture peacock of the boreal forest. I would gladly bite a raw turkey carcass if i was walking in the woods and had the opportunity, even if it means i will get salmonella. I don't care if i get salmonella, i just want the big fowl's body to make contact with my tongue. It's also a good feeling to eat an animal this pretty, you know? Like, they have colorful faces and beautiful feathers, and they taste so good, it's like they're beautiful inside and outside. I wish there was a fast food line that was like KFC but for turkey. I want Christmas to come fast so i can take big chunks of the fat reptile on the table. I wonder if turkey eggs also taste this good. Turkey is very good.