/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19692482
>90% of the time adding milk to cereal just it it soggy
>best to separate these for dipping

>anon walks into the office five after nine toting a small suitcase on wheels behind him
>drops the suitcase onto his desk just loud enough to draw the attention of his coworkers in the immediate vicinity
>proceeds to slowly and deliberately unzip the top flap, pausing before abruptly flipping it open
>without looking up he begins to remove the contents of the bag and carefully arrange them in front of himself
>two insulated thermoses, one insulated sandwich bag, a small wooden rectangle that resembles a cigar box, a slip case for a laptop computer, a small plastic cylinder, and something rolled up in a small cloth
>he then sits down in his chair, crosses his arms, and spends the next hour and a half staring ahead without making a sound or blinking
>fifteen minutes before lunch he finally stands up and proceeds to methodically open each container with the same care and deliberation with which he first unpacked them
>the first thermos contains a vacuum sealed, single poached egg
>the second thermos, hot water
>in the sandwich bag is nothing but an ice pack and a glass vial containing three pea sprouts, individually wrapped in a damp paper towel
>the "cigar box" is revealed to be some kind of diy bread crisper, with nothing but a single slice of store bought rye bread
>the slipcase contains a white porcelain plate, while the cylinder is a mini pepper grinder and the cloth is a napkin with a full set of silverware
>ten minutes after lunch break has started nobody in the office has moved from their seat, and he's finally warmed his poached egg and assembled his plate of food
>he finally glances around the room, making eye contact with nobody in particular, before turning back to his lunch and taking his seat
>just under his breath he whispers, "fucking fast food normies"

>hey guise, i'm from /fit/!
>i'm special (did i mention i'm from /fit/?)
>i'm just stopping by to let you know that i'm from /fit/, and while i know you're probably never graced by the presence of anyone so based as me, this one time i'm willing to take some advice from you people
>i'm really cool (did i mention i'm from /fit/?), but i'm also totally 4chan because i said i'm an autist (i said i was an autist, right?)
>anyway, spoon feed me a meal plan because i'm sick of what i read on the /fit/ sticky
>i know /fit/ is always right about everything, and you've probably never gotten a request like this, but i'm an autist, and a really cool guy, so just give me some good foods to eat that are also /fit/
>this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to be almost as cool as someone like me
>one day i'm going to make it and a girl will let me touch her vagina
>that has never happened, but at least i'm from /fit/
>being /fit/ is so fucking cool (please gib food idea i hate boiled chicken breast with broccoli and rice ;_;)

>>18901117
>giada milf cleavage thread!
>she has a cooking show so it's totally /ck/ related!

>bone marrow mogs couscous in every single aspect

>>18549790
>burgers are not steaks

>>16266159
>french pop record from 1965
>lynch prequel film from 1992
>taco bell promotional plush from 1998
>hatbox ghost tiki mug
>niche japanese visual novel/tower defense game

>the latest pop culture trinkets

>>15845785
>you sound like a little baby to me
>i WORK at a REAL JOB
>9 to 5!
>i sit at a desk in air conditioning doing menial "labor" on a computer, and they don't even let me play solitaire or look up porn!
>you have NO IDEA how amazing it is to squash a few KK's at that 3pm slouch when the boss man splurges on such an extravagant treat
>that taste [2 and a half donuts; 1800 calories of fried dough and hfcs] is what get's me through my EXTREMELY stressful day
>you have NO IDEA the phone calls i have to make
>some people are just SO STUPID!