/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>friends visiting for a few days
>last day, decide to cook breakfast instead of going out
>homemadebreakfastsandwiches.pdf
>i'm making eggs, friend in charge of bacon
>"bacon needs really high heat anon"
>turns up super turbo burner to jet engine level
>grease flying everywhere
>"hey, maybe you can turn that down a bit, you're making a mess"
>"no trust me, this is the best way to cook bacon"
>he's finished
>kitchen looks like a grease bomb exploded
>thin coating of grease everywhere, on every inch of my stove, cabinet, cooking utensils, appliances
>mfw I'm the one who's going to have to clean this up
>mfw
>mfw

>>6938263
The problem is I work nights, my schedule gets all fucked up during the week when my boss makes me stay later and later. Most people go out Friday night, my reward to ending the week is going to bed early.

It sucks I had a lot of things to do today, now I'm just going to sit in front of my computer with the blinds down all day.