/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14834578
no it's not!!!!!!

>junior year of high school
>geography class
>football player is assigned a seat in front of me, name is zebb
>zebb brings his lunch to class every day
>zebb eats his lunch IN class every day
>at the very beginning, anywhere in the middle, or just before class ends, zebb is eating his fucking lunch
>teacher never says anything but is always visibly frustrated when he does so
>chews and munches through his food rapidly and hungrily like a jew freed from auschwitz
>tears through his sandwiches like a dog ripping the sinews out from a prey lamb
>smacks his gob loudly and violently
>smack smack smack lick snort smack smack lick smack lick snort gargle smack
>completely oblivious to everyone around him who gives him looks
>zebb doesn't care
>day of a random chapter exam
>room is completely silent save for the chorus of etching graphite
>suddenly
>ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
>a lunchbox is opened
>zebb takes out his chips, ruffling the bag, and rips it open
>a couple of students are looking up at him and each other visibly thinking "is he fucking serious"
>zebb is fucking serious
>zebb takes the chips from his bag and sticks them into his sandwich
>begins his ravenous feasting complete with indescribable onomatopoeia
>five bites in
>"Put away the goddamn lunch, son."
>everyone in the classroom has stopped working and is now staring at zebb
>zebb pauses
>he puts away his lunch
>he never brings it to class again