/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19481850
This is the most Cartman thing I've ever read, great post anon

>>18784080
HAAHAHAHAHAHAH TAKE A LOAD OF THIS RETARD
>+tip
AHAHAHHAHAHA !

Do ameridogs really

>>17373286
Ahhahahaha do Amerimutts really, us Europeans can skip a whole week without eating why are americans so fat

>all these 2016fags taking the bait of 'saying its an anime site makes me old'

>>15801557
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>15361464
yo dude at first sight i thought you posted "i tried auschwitz"

>should be called an everywhere bagel

>>14974039
>I wasn’t planning to I am 5’3 and have a micropenis at 21
That's unfortunate. Have you ever shown your dick to a woman? How did she respond?

>>14872391

>>14845929
>he hangs around a fast food joint for hours like some homeless person

>>14820949
>passaporto
Kek, why do Italians speak like this?
>eh-a mumma! Have you seen a my passaporto? I a need it for my flight a to a new a zealando!
>flails hands aggressively
Such meme people haha.

>>14818793
Did you go out to dinner by yourself?

>>14656448
>Because they will leak his secret: he puts his dick in the sushi.
No really: Jiro literally slices his dick into sections to make sushi rolls. It's not widely known, but Jiro was a notorious poster on the BME pain olympics back in the day.
The thing is... his dick regenerates. The Japanese know this, and just take it for granted: "Oh, that's Jiro, he slices his dick into sushi every day. It's really good, you should try some!", but they know that if the secret got out, Big Pharma would have him strapped to a table like he was a member of the Old Guard, looking for the secret of perpetual penis growth. Jiro actually got into making sushi when he couldn't get away with looping it around his leg and tucking it into his shoe anymore.
So that's why no whities in his sushi restaurant. The Japs are sympathetic to his case of regenerating, ever-growing tentacle dick, but whites would lock him up for the secret. That's also why he never leaves the country anymore

>>14582137
Holy fucking shit, 4chan never fails to deliver. Never change bros

>>13832798

>>13819938
>moving to France.

>>13567118
>you're a cuck for buying a car!
>what's that, I'm a cuck for paying to subsidize public transit in my taxes and still having to pay to use it if it bothers to show up?

>>12410432
you should leave his unhealthy ass lmao

>bibimbrap

>>12369652
>and I'm starting to believe there's a Filipino conspiracy going on and duterte is sitting over there ontop his throne of pot smoker skulls posting this fucking diarrhea

>>10521366
this tbqh
>that time French wine tasters accidentally declared Californian wine the best in a blind taste test

>>9782781
Own a shop here. Why the fuck does Uber charge the owners THIRTY(30) PERCENT of the total order? Literally which self respecting owner would agree to use this shit service is beyond me.

I hate how contrarians pretend that westernised chinese food doesn't taste just good
>muh REEL Asian cuisine
ok then, both are good cuck.