/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>go to the baddest Sushi bar downtown for my friend's birthday
>His cousin is there
>Sit down next to him
>Everyone orders soup first, then I get a tuna roll
>Despite the food being very authentic Japanese he orders a California roll
>mfw
>pick up my sushi with my fingers
>cousin yells "the fuck!?"
>before I can turn around he slaps the sushi out of my hand
>"you're at a Japanese restaurant you dumbfuck you gotta eat it with chopsticks that's disrespect asshole"
>mfw again
>too beta to respond
>start eating it with chopsticks
>can't look up anymore, staff is probably either giggling at me or embarassed