/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17335370
>Cope this hard lmao
>This is true doe, normies can't compete with us cook chads
>>17335452
>Yeah, affording it is no problem. Food prices here are comparable to Americas currently-inflated market, but I guess atleast our taxes go towards something decent. I get less per paycheck than the average Ameripoor but I never have to worry about medical bills, woot.
>>17335573
>>high quality
>I'm sorry Bro... Just... Sorry you live like that.
>>17335765
>not even remotely true, the average american milennial parrots this shit regularly. It lets them cope for being lazy shitty cooks, makes excuses for them being fat, and is a virtue signal to defend poor people for making shitty life choices.
>>17336127
>Is that supposed to be a redpilledjak?
>>17336163
>This is fucking brilliant OP, look at all these chubby cooklets coming out to defend their McSloppa
>This thread smells like wet farts, ham hocked legs and chunky arms with no wrists
>>17337087
>Wow, almost like energy and time are two different things. I agree with you, but you're a retard when it comes to reading comprehension.
>>17338357
>>throw something in the oven and go jerk off for 20 minutes
>>attentively stir fry some bullshit for 10 minutes
>It's about effort you fucking clown
>>17337096
>>cooking at home requires things that are present in a home
>>therefore McSloppa is better
>Damn, didn't know you got Wi-Fi in your tent down under the highway overpass.
>>17338384
>he could be insinuating that his cooktop is non-gas, in which case he may as well not have a stove at all
>>17337092
>Sex.
>>17337860
>>unable to eat real food in completely different meals if he's had it once in the past week
>Holy shit what the fuck is wrong with Americans. No wonder all you faggots are obese and malnourished.

>>17337771
>american schools believe in flat earth and judeochristian-civilization
>american ice cream is served warm
>american play football with their hands
>>17337956
>Foot + Ball = game where you kick a ball with your foot
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojfru3TEHpc
>>17337780
>Ads and movies
>>17337755
>why do americans think juice is good for you?
>>17338241
>Unironically advertisements while growing up. Paid for by you know who

>>17334200
>>Fucked up my Jello because I forgot a cup was 8 ounces, not 16
>LMAO metric trancomrades just can't stop winning
>>17334214
>a liter of water weighs a kilogram
>>17334230
>Or a hundred grams for a hundred mililiters. Either put it on a scale or in a measure cup. You fucked up a volume to mass conversion which is trivial in metric.
>You're not making a reasonable argument.
>>17334241
>>Imperial doesn't correlate volume to weight
>>he doesn't know what density is
>the absolute state of american racism
>>17334338
>>Imperial isn't racist
>>17334305
>this is the biggest racism dude. productive humans have to do unit conversions all the time.
>imperial has zero ways in which it is easier to work with.
>>17334313
>I have a pretty good idea of what those are. I have no idea what your fucking problem is.
>>17334316
>your criticism might mean more if you didn't fuck up a simple jello recipe by fucking up the conversion
>>17334318
>Look are you ameriracists this fucking bigoted?
>Read your own message again. Replace ml by cups and g by ounces. You are simply not making an argument in favor of imperial at all.
>Op was talking about measuring water and fucking up his conversion. How can you be this dense?
>>17334329
>>Why has this become a lengthy discussion?
>Americans being racist and bigoted
>>17334342
>If you're old enough to post here, you're WAY too old to be eating jello

>>17333153
>Meds. Take them. Now.

>>17327676
>>>/ck/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=apparition&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post
>Someone's a sensitive American

>>17322782
>Oh no, this anon is so traumatised by people making fun of American cheese that he’s spamming this image in multiple threads. Please be kind and don’t call him a shitter-shattered faggot.

>>17322655
>>it's mass produced therefore it's good
>amerifats are brainwashed
>>17322703
>a lot of projection there, mutt. I think you have some blacked to watch and some jew cock to attend to.
>>17322867
>>dairy process
>>cheese
>It's essentially plastic
>>17322989
>>American Cheese
>kek
>this shit literally cannot be sold as 'cheese' by law

>>17322124
>also has literally no taste
>>17322137
>European culture is built on being whiny. Whites are the whiniest race on the planet
>>17322173
>It tastes like dog shit
>>17322174
>It leave an unpleasant cloying layer of gunge on your mouth.
>Doesn't taste like cheese either
>>17322209
>>it melts
>This argument always comes up and it's so ridiculous. There are some cheeses that doesn't melt very well like gouda, but most of them melts just as fine or even better than american cheese. And they taste good instead of syntethic.

>>17321857
>Do Americans really make these poorly drawn cope graphics?
>>17321860
>Go eat your mac and cheese fatty

>>17319795
>Do Americans really?

>>17278306
>That was literally a decade ago anon, it's time to move on, try leaving your flyover state once in a while
>>17279786
>what do you think the ocean is lmao
>>17280248
>tank fish are fed healthy diets and live in healthier environments
>>17278649
>No shot you're actually this retarded

>>17319526
>capitalism must be destroyed

>>17318596
>classic definitions are ignored is the reason
>au gratin has cheese, scalloped does not
>but in practice they both have cheese since americans are going to do their american thing and be americans
>americans

>>17313073
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