/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19035409
i eat lots of meat because it tastes really good

>big fat fuck friend says hes on the keto diet
>"I eat zero carbs and can have all the protein and fat i want."
>stuffs his face with pork rinds
>"fat is actually good for you. Pork rinds are keto friendly. They have zero carbs!"

>mom makes tomato sauce for pasta
>put noodles on plate
>so far so good
>pour ladle full of sauce on to noodles
>oh no
>red water immediately begins filtering through the noodles and pooling on the bottom of the plate

>somebody made sauce for spaghetti
>put scoop of sauce onto pasta
>red water forms underneath pasta on the plate

>I wont eat meat, but I still want to eat things that taste and feel like meat