/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>told my brother I was making nachos
>he goes to the supermarket to get groceries for his gumbo
>he's in the kitchen for like 3 hours making gumbo
>i'm waiting patiently for him to be finished since he gets super aggressive when he's cooking and other people are in the kitchen
>sitting on the couch for like 3 hours waiting
>"ok anon you can make your nachos now"
>"oh btw I used up all the garlic in my prep 3 hours ago for my gumbo"
>I flip out at him, call him an idiot because A. he knew I was making nachos and obviously needed garlic B. he went to the supermarket and didn't buy more garlic and C. he didn't say anything for 3 fucking hours where I could have gone and got some more
>we start shouting at each other and calling each other faggots

who was in the wrong here?

when a zoomer at the bar asked me why I ordered suicide wings and if I "just like pain" I had no idea how to answer so I just bet him $100 I could beat him at pool and bought everyone shots

>>18748554
butter
pan
heat
strainer

heat the butter and strain the solids

And it was delicious
I'm not spending $30 on beef bones just so some vietnamese person can nod their head in approval and call it """"real Pho""""

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>FLAMING HOT
>sour cream

>>18732024
...you haven't thought about it at all? you have 1 day anon

>olives
>pickles
>bread
>blue cheese
>salami
>horseradish
>high quality mustard

I follow recipes for the basic cooking method and ingredients but I rarely if ever measure anything or time things, I just go by taste and natural talent

>>18370880
retard, know your limit and eat within it
you need to build tolerance with jalapenos first

none of what you listed goes into gumbo besides onions and garlic

>>18312010
grilling is a meme
if you aren't smoking meat there is literally zero difference between propane grilling and pan cookling
please listen to me; I know more than you

>>18252486

my mom hard boils her eggs for 40-60 minutes and when she's done the yoke is all green and barely edible and the egg whites are rubbery. now I find out that they only need about 10 minutes to be perfectly done

why would she do this to me?

I LOVE cooking

>>17546955
hey retard
some of us have people we love that are vegetarian and we want to cook for them

>jannigger won't delete OP pic but xhe will delete random frog images
hmm makes you think

I'm a simple man, I buy cheap cuts of beef and dehydrate them.

reminder that dolphin pusy feels as good as human pusy

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