/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10960791
>not eating the shrimp

>staying at uncles house with my older brother
>He wants to make pizza, gets ingredients ready
>""Preheats"" gas stove (it was not self lighting)
>15 minutes later the entire house smells of that pungent artificial natural gas smell
>Tell him to open all windows and explain to him that not all ovens are electric
>"I want my pizza"
>Leans into the oven and tries to light it

If that lit I don't know how much burn damage I would've had being in the kitchen next to him yelling at him

>>7613460
>paying upwards of $3.49 and tax for 2 slices of bread meat and cheese
K e k

Literally they should only be eaten when absolutely desperate/drunk. They usually dont come with condiments, and if they do, I dont trust them.

3/10 would not bang

Knife on left hand

fork on right hand

If you need to switch hands in the middle of eating you're a fucking mongrel

I'm American by the way