/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I love my dog. My dog is well behaved, well groomed, quiet, healthy, up to date on her shots, parasite-free, doesn't beg, and pleasant to be around. When we are out and about together, she likes people-watching and occasionally gets chicken nuggets.
However I hate everyone else's dogs; they don't take care of their dogs to my standards. If your dog barks at everything, if it's being rowdy or jumping on people, if it smells, if it's covered in fleas, if its begging or attempting to snatch food, if it's being displeasing at all I hate them and most importantly I hate you.
Same goes for other people's children. I go to a restaurant to eat food in a pleasant atmosphere, not deal with other people's problems.