/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14208824
>Two cheeseburgers, two double cheeseburgers, two portions of 9+ chicken nuggets, two medium french fries and four carbonated drinks is "a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person"

>>13987582
>OMG epic manly meal just like my favorite character Ron Swanson would eat!!!

>>13916223
sounds like a lot of fucking work. also why drink wine? it just taste likesomeone poured gasoline into cherry pop

>>13916227
this is fucking stupid the government fortifies the food with extra vitamins so that doesnt happen

>>13780568
low-test chin-hider detected. just admit you order the only one with a label you recognize from the commercial with the manufactured manly man.

I was saving for a down payment on a house but I think there's going to be a huge crash because markets are oblivious to coronavirus and the real estate industry here is propped up by Chinese money. So I want to buy something trivial RIGHT NOW so I can still feel the temporary joy of acquisition. But it has to be cheap enough to not make much of a dent, while still being expensive enough to feel frivolous and lavish.

What knife should I get THIS WEEKEND to stave off the feeling of emptiness, loneliness, and crippling despair?

Remember, I want to keep it modest so keep it under $200 please. Needs to be a knife I'll use every day. I already have a lot of stones and knives.

Pls respond.