/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19345558
>Go to local good goffee house
>TV screen has all their beers available instead of goffee
>Laminated paper menu of ways to make their goffee
>Black floor and open ceiling makes to look brutalist instead of inviting
>Water in the cooler? Liquid Death meme
>Pour over is $5 while every thing is comparable to Starbucks
>Pastries from local bakery but no consistency because the bakery serves their goffee. So both are subpar in serving pastry and goffee respectively

The owners are top goffee guys, but Jesus Christ.

The goffee was great

>>15337379
>>15338245

>No tactical advantage whatsoever on smoll M&P
>Cat actively blocking access to said M&P
>Peanut Butter Whiskey is called Evan Williams Bottled in Bond
>Even the cat will not place it's urine where it sleeps or eat
> (((Beef Sticks))) instead of jerkey
>12 hours on couch

Jesus Christ, Anon. Get your shit together.

>>15254359
Daniel or Kevin, quit posting and give me a call faggots.

>>15254279
>Imagine not liking dehydrated grapes

>Working in grocery store deli
>Negro couple wants 1lb of sliced cheese.
>Hey, youngblood, lemme check that cheese
>Slice it up and weigh it.
>Negro flips out that cheese is not a perfect square
>wants me to stack it in stack
>purposefully take as long as I can with slow movements
>gimme a manager, yous playing with me
>manager apologizes
>bix nood i should get a discount nigga what

>negresses chasing me down when throwing away old cakes
>start to completely destroy product to stop bix nooding lemme get dat

>old bitch wants a thick slice of ham
>ask how thick, show her fucking ruler on front of case so you can tell me
>I want it 2" thick slice, I'm making ham salad
>Cut 2" thick slice
>NO, I don't want that slice. I want a thicker piece
>Cut 2.5" thick slice
>That is still a little too thin, can you cut me another?
>no maam, I cannot.
>well I GUESS it's okay. are you going to throw away that other piece?
>no maam, I am not giving you a free pound of ham, but I can ring it up for you

>I want turkey sliced
>how thick? there is a chart right in front of you
>commence to slice 5 slices before it's right

That thankless job made me hate most of humanity and I would be a NEET before ever working as a deliwagie again.

>>14609600
Cookout Tray:
Big Double Cheddar Style
2x Chicken Quesadillas
Sweet Tea