/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Hey co/ck/s,
I'm the surly king of the egg fort, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day wondering how do I get out without breaking the eggs. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever tried my eggwich? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of my egg fort because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Jack webms.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I built my own egg fort since I was 6 and my eggwiches are the best selling item in the entire designated shitting street. What sports do you play, other than "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS"? I got 12 million views on my YouTube video and have a banging hot stove (She just blew me up; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch stove