/ck/ - Food & Cooking

There is no such thing as a "life hack". That's a meaningless clickbait term used to make people think they can skip learning a new skill and just take a shortcut to the result they desire, which is never the case (unless you consider "be born rich" a life hack). If you are just starting cooking and want advice on things to be aware of, or common mistakes beginners make, that's a different story. If you've been cooking a while and have specific questions because you are just starting to realize how little you actually know, that's also a different story. But if you're asking for "life hacks" neither of those things would be helpful because you don't possess the knowledge or experience to make use of any actual helpful advice.

>>18344668
>arm tattoos
Most people have tattoos. I've only met a few cook irl with shit like knives or whisks and always thought it was kind of cringe.
>no one's job is harder than mine
It's probably the most stressful job in existence relative to the pay.
>i'm a giant piece of shit for no reason
There's plenty of reasons. Every time you're nice or forgiving in the kitchen you end up doing more work, or putting out a subpar product that you ultimately get blamed for.
>cooking is fucking punk rock
It kind of is. There's very much a DIY aspect to it where you're kind of just expected to do whatever shit you can to make things work. It's also dirty and sweaty and there's a lot of masculinity and adrenaline involved.
>fuck you
Unironically this.

>>16671971
>stop stealing fries and fuck a cook
Solid advice right here.

>>16313816
>10 fucking years of jiro threads
>i'm still replying to the same bait
I think it might be time to an fugu, bros.