/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17640096
>you will never have a waitress take your order and bring you a bag of crayons and coloring books
>you will never order a huge pitcher of soda that makes you feel like a grownup while your parents drink a pitcher of beer
>you will never experience the freedom of the 'hut buffet and salad bar
>you will never get a quarter from your dad to buy a gumball from the machine after dinner
>ever again
I-I don't want to eat the bugs you guys

>>16123170
I thought seaweed was supposed to be good for you

>try to make frikadellen
>burned to a crisp on the outside, raw on the inside
>potatoes au gratin are somehow still underdone after an hour and a half in the oven
>try to eat them half-raw with my burned and raw frikadellen
>rage and throw everything away
>eat popcorn for dinner instead
I've never wanted to kill myself more.

>>15702903
For me, it was elementary school by the teacher's aid.