/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18144390
>only 2 problems
Right besides every other major problem. Being 4 feet tall won't solve entropy.

>>17889396
Then you didn't go far back enough.

>>17506558
>1000x750 image
>with ant sized text
>on a fucking chalk board
>huge

>>17158656
>I took my dad out to dinner last Father's Day.
Just because you call him daddy doesn't mean he's your father, faggot.

>not angel hair
>can't cook but chose scallops
>can't cook but used truffle oil
>implying you know what an expensive bill is
>image isn't even yours
I don't think anything about this. I know you're a liar.

>>17086750
The guy wanted melty mac bro, not tasty mac. Not my fault he takes two hours to eat a bowl of mac.
Plus if you've never tried goat cheese in your mac you ain't shit to me.

>>16753534
>genuinely does not understand what I am getting at or what was wrong with his post
Child isn't an insult anyway, we where all children once, dumbass.

>>16210699
>>16210748
>>16211074
Sorry to hear that your shit tier countries haven't gotten to the point where parasites in commercial pork aren't thing. If you ever manage to make it to freedom, I'll save a pork chop for you.

>>15291551
>black people
>using siracha
Make that seasoned salt and it would be more accurate, I hate that shitty fucking seasoning and my relatives use it for everything.

>>14368447
>Not having multiple pans for multiple purposes
What are you, gay or somethin?

>>13535879
>>13535880

>>13433476
There is literally only one good western porn VN and you know it. Don't even bother rec'ing that other trash like it is worth the time.

>how do I cook an eel

>>12318436
>twenty US dollars
>for SIX scallops
>3.30 USD for a single scallop
>a single scallop

>>11968479
https://www.theroot.com/the-girl-scout-good-samaritan-who-brought-540-of-cooki-1832941056

>>11930941
>if its popular 4chan doesn't like it
Yeah which is why /ck/ doesn't have fast food threads, or pasta threads, or pizza threads, or.....
Yeah which is why /mu/ doesn't have rap threads or rock n roll threads, or kpop threads, or......
Yeah which is why /tv/ doesn't have game of thrones threads, or breaking bad threads, or simpsons threads or....
Yeah which is why.....

>>10989338
>pretends to go against your entire way of being and mock you for your beliefs
>woah bro it was a prank bro woah
Not vegan or anything but what the fuck are you actually saying here? Do you just have no self respect? No empathy for your significant other? If you even have one?

>>10680035
You would be killed before even trying to remove me you fool, im your god. Did you not read what I wrote you ignoramus? I am the decided here, not you, pitiful anon.

>>10557316
If you are banning nicotine then ban alcohol too, dont be a fucking pussy about it just because you cant be social without it. Theres no NEED for it. And it costs people just as much.

Why have motorcycles then? Or older cars at all? Why doesnt everyone drive the safest and most fuel efficient vehicle?
Theres no NEED to drive anything else right? I mean it costs ME money right? When someone dies on the highway and it brakes the road, who gets charged to fix it? So people should have to drive better cars.

Hey speaking of being reasonable, why is it that people are allowed to eat foods that are bad for them? Doesnt it cost us MONEY? When they choke our medical system with there filth? So why is that legal? We should outlaw fried foods. We dont NEED them right? So wheres the benefit in them? Oh they taste good they say...well who cares about that? Sound like a bunch of smoker apologists to me. We should actually just fucking kill people like that right? It would be cheaper, and looking at the numbers, we dont NEED those people right? They cost us MONEY after all. They do us about as good as a pack of smokes, replaceable and ultimately unnecessary, would you agree anon?

>>9707073
>t. roaste coastie

Good signs its a bad spot:
Guys at the bar asking the bartender for money
Waitresses clearly shit talking other employees right in front of you
You can hear the chef screaming
The restaurant is packed during slow hours and empty during rush hours
You cant split the bill
The food was bad

>>9687673