/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13486521
>tfw they get your order wrong, but too beta to say anything

>>12159421
>tfw dad was an addict and constantly made our lives a living hell until he finally stopped five or so years ago
>mom couldn't afford to leave him, nowhere to go, living paycheck to paycheck
>tfw my life would have been much better had she been a single mom

I never got it either. Sometimes you're better off with a single mother than no mother at all.

>A rare new york strip steak, with sauteed onions and mushrooms
>Scat

>>8412888
Its not a meme though. For the price its a damned good sandwitch. I take little issue with saying it is the best of all time.

>>8318155
Why don't you just use the hose you health concerned fuck?

>>7860185
What?

>>6991579
DO THEY STILL HAVE THE SWEET AND SPICY?

>visit boyfriend in another state and stay at his dorm for a few days
>want to cook him breakfast
>decide on shakshuka
>buy ingredients, including can of diced tomatoes
>realize I don't have a can-opener
>MacGyver that shit with a fucking spoon, takes 30 minutes
>pretty proud for getting it open
>forget to drain the tomatoes before tossing them in the pan
>dorm stove sucks balls, barely works, barely heats, so I leave it on there for a while
>overcook everything
>the shakshuka ends up a watery, slimy, tasteless mess

We tried eating it but both of us threw it away. I felt so embarrassed.

People who think measuring in 'cups' is acceptable

>Be a picky eater
>Learn to feed off of chocolate milk from small cardboard cartons, brownies, cookies, and apples
>Eventually learn to tolerate bread rolls
>Eat as many chicken tenders as possible when available
>Nuggets are okay too
>Pizza sucks but is still pizza
>Grilled cheese is sometimes okay when they haven't had it left out for fucking hours
>Sometimes this gross as Mexican shit was served
>With Peach Cobbler
>Cheap peach cobbler is worse than a cheap cookie
>Learn to hate cobbler as this was the first form of it I ever saw

All in all it was shit

Hi.

I don't normally come to /ck/. At all.

But today I did.

And this was the first thread I saw.

I had no idea who the OP's image was. So I reverse image searched it. "Crazy Amy." Alrighty. Then I looked up the result on youtube.

Now, my friends... I've seen some shit.

I have SEEN. Some shit.

>>4470597
Fucking cool, thanks mate
>>4470599
pic related

>>4018660
>fry off some pre-packaged food
>"wow this is really good!"

Also, stuff like this
>make a proper carbonara
>"this doesn't taste good at all"
>make lazy student food, what they call "carbonara" (melted cheese, cream and breakfast ham mixed with the pasta)
>"wow, this is great! you should become a chef!"

>>3898058
Why? Spaghetti isn't Chinese.

>Trip to China to get easy credits for college
>The longest most unbearable flight I've ever had
>We get off and everyone is starving
>Go to lunch at fancy restaurant
>People order chicken and various other dishes
>The restaurant leaves the chicken head, as that's proof of how fresh it was
>Girl starts crying, some laugh, others start complaining about how it's gross
>The restaurant feels bad and gives us an order of French Fries hoping to please us Amerifats

Man back then it was funny, but now I just realize how annoying it must be to deal with American tourists.

>Parents come home with some kind of cheese.
>I thought it was blue cheese. Grossed me out.
>Really hungry one night. Put some on some crackers.
>Whoa, this is really good! Kinda tastes like spinach!
>Go out a few days later and get some blue cheese.
>Put some on crackers.
>...
>Spend 5 minutes spitting it out.

I was all like "whoa I opened up a whole new avenue of things I can try because blue cheese is great!"

BUT NO

FUCKING NO