/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8201274
I wish he would eat a bullet right after blowing hillary's brains out right there on the debate floor

>>8197195
Last time I checked fast food is technically food. There are threads on /tv/ about shitty tv shows, but they're still tv shows. What is your point? This isn't the only food/cooking message/imageboard on the internet. If you don't like it then leave

>>8138086
I want that

>people have enjoyed apples near me

But was it worth it?

>>7986414

>>7821816
>friend's birthday
>take him to Joe's Crab Shack (he chose it)
>neither of us have ever been before
>sit down
>order dinner
>suddenly lights go out
>disco balls come on
>loud music (workin' at the car wash)
>employees half-ass dance to the music for a minute or two
>literally nobody is into it
>awkward for everybody in the restaurant
>repeats every 10 minutes throughout our meal

JUST

>>7625298
Looks like shit. 1/10
>no pic of inside of steak
>white-knuckle death grip on plate with your clammy, retard hook thumb

Just set the plate down, cut into the steak, then take pic. Then decide not to post the pic because you overcooked the shit out of it. Fucking amateur hour, jaundiced, palsied faggot

>>7584040
>>7584056
Reported

>>7548510
>>7548732
Every one of these threads has several faggots making the same lame ass joke
>I'll eat something diarrhea-inducing to get back at the people executing me!

It's not even funny. It doesn't paint a funny picture in our heads. When you are executed you are in a room by yourself, wearing a diaper under your prison clothes. You're not going to expel liquid shit on anyone and the one or two people cleaning up your corpse afterward likely won't even have any trouble removing your diaper and wiping your ass.

If anything, a little liquid shit might leak out of your diaper and make a stain your pants. But nobody will notice, care, or become angry or grossed out about it. You'll just look like a fucking dumbass dead guy who forced himself to eat a shitty last meal rather than eating something good, then spend your last night alive with uncomfortable with stomach cramps. Way to go, dipshits.

>>7461362
Too much sauce. Fucking gross

>>7434121
All we care about is fat people stories and pictures of fat shoppers. Now start delivering or so help me god I will start spamming this faggot thread with every pepe in my arsenal.

Also, learn to 4chan
>sideways picture
>not knowing how to use green text
>not knowing how to reply to posts
>being a fucking ass clown

Better yet, just kill youself you pathetic sample cuck

>>7246623
I have a weakness for rare pepes

Why are some people so bad at ordering through the drive-thru? It goes a lot smoother if you just use the proper cadence and wait for them to prompt you. For instance, instead of
>Let me get a number 4 with no onion and a number 9 and a number 1 with 2 cokes and a sprite
>"I'm sorry sir you said a number 4?"
>*exasperated sigh*
You need to understand you're talking to a retard not qualified to work anywhere else and instead say
>I'd like a number 4 with no onion
>"okay and what would you like to drink?"
>coke please
>"will that be all?"
>let me get a number 9 also
>"and what would you like to drink?"
>coke
>"anything else".....

I've been in the passenger seat too many times with someone who doesn't know how to order and it triggers me ao hard because their shitty ordering is probably going to cause the order to be wrong. I think half the time orders are wrong it is the fault of the orderer

>>7040165
>Golden Corral

>>7027738
Also
>go to McDonald's
>go through the drive-thru
>eat large meal in my car
>still hungry
>want more McDonald's
>don't want to go through drive-thru again
>go inside and order second meal at counter
>hope none of the drive-thru employees look over and see me ordering again
>they do

>>6864316
Fuccboi faggot

>>6856794
Sauce is supposed to go INSIDE the taco numb nuts

>>6844170
Looks dry as shit. Wtf whip cream instead of ice cream? This better be a joke.

2/10 you fucked up bad this time OP, you little fuccboi faggot

>>6793888
PUSH DOWN HARDER! If the meat isn't cooked all the way and I get sick I will fucking sue the shit out of the host and the cook.

>>6791869
>I killed a big fucking eel big enough to eat me.

No you didn't. Why lie about something like this? If you did you would be able to provide at least one picture. Fuccboi faggot

>>6783128
Learn to read numbnuts. He said two 20 boxes. That's 40 nugs

>>6760815
Fucking love tendies

>can you pull forward please?

Cancel my entire order