/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>every sunday I went to a diner as a kid with my dad
>my parents were separated so it's the only time I got to see him
>go back one last time after he's passed
>diner used to be owned by nice dutch couple who always greeted us
>they died and it was bought by greasy italians who havent visited in years
>none of the kitchen stuff are dutch anymore, they're all mexican
>interior hasnt been cleaned or renovated in what looks like a decade
>parts of the diner that was fashioned to look like a boardwalk carousel have been torn out, covered with plaster that wasnt even painted over
>menu is at least the same
>order what I got when I was a kid: a tuna melt sandwich with fresh relish
>instead of a fresh-baked loaf (that I distinctly remember AND it's in the menu) I get two slices of wonderbread
>there's no relish (also in the menu)
>ask my waiter who barely speaks english if I can have this sandwich on a bun
>she comes back out with a bun in her hand, not on a plate or anything, and offers it to me wordlessly
>politely tell her that's not what I meant
>get told to leave "for causing trouble"