/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Go to Las vegas with friends
>We're walking the strip in the summer and theres several water vendors selling bottled water due to the heat
>This one asian lady is going nuts shaking her bottles and making a spectacle to grab peoples attention
>She keeps saying "WATA" but in a weirdly sing-song pattern that gets stuck in your head
>"WATA WATA, WAAATA WATA, WATA, WAAATA WAAAAAATA TA WAATA WATA-"
>This keeps going as we walk past New york all the way to luxor
>This woman is so loud we can literally hear her from all the way on the other side of the strip still
>Go into the Venetian
>We swear we still hear her but now we don't know if we actually hear her, or if its just forever stuck in our heads now
>Go back to the hotels that night
>Try to sleep
>Can't sleep because "WATA WATA WAAAATA" is stuck in my head.
>Next day we leave for the airport, say our goodbyes etc.
>As we get to the terminal
>WATA WATA WAAAAATA WATA WATA
>The same fucking lady is there selling water and snacks now
>Forced to think of WATA the whole way home
>

>Its my 21st birthday
>Friends want to take me someplace special, it a swanky restraunt, good food and drinks.
>They have a plan to get me drunk but i'm non alcoholic
>Tell them no several times
>Aw cmon just try it
>Every single one of them is pressuring me.
>Tell them fine and get a mint juliep
>Excuse myself from the table to go to the bathroom
>Sneak away to the door near the chefs kitchen
>Catch the waitress who took my order and ask if she can make it virgin
>"Yeah sure, no problem"
>Go back to my seat and chat with friends
>Drinks arrive with the whole mariachi birthday crew
>Everybody gets glasses
>In loudest voice possible, the fucking waitress gives me my drink
>"VIRGIN MINT JULIEP FOR THE BIRTHDAY BOY"
>I get a fucking sippy cup with a curly straw
>"HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON"

>>6025588
Apparently they carry a parasite that can cause a form of meningitis.

>>5297760

>vanilla cream wafers
>marshmallows
>grapes
>bean sprouts
>bannanna slices
>in apple juice
>with stone utensil

>>5145953
now you're just fucking with me aren't you!
quoting the show, and things that were said before I actually got interested in the discussion.
Aguachile is an institution.
Better than mole
No contest

I suspect that I'm just falling for a troll by answering this crock of shit.
Is it even the same dude that I was talking to?
Pic related, it's one of us.
And It's not me.