/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Vegan BBQ food is healthier and tastier than non Vegan BBQ good. In fact, I will name my top 5 Vegan BBQ foods, and you will make them all. You will bring your own grill too to avoid touching meat with your plant based health foods.

>Factory Farmed Pigs on the Cob
This is corn on the corrbr, which is then covered in a sauce consisting of GRAPEFRUIT juice, carrot juice, Vegan mayo, tomato salsa, then sprinkled with raw lentils. Delicious as fuck, and represents a problem for the meatcuck: The sauce turns the corn yellow, which makes the corn cob look like a super cramped pig factory farm, and the raw lentils contain nitrogen which reminds them that pig farms are destroying the nitrogen cycle of earth

>'Deforested' Broccoli salad
A big bowl of crudely chopped grilled broccoli sitting on top of cocoa powder, which reminds the meatcuck of a destroyed and burnt forest for animal agriculture

>Grilled 'Masochist' Tomatos
Tomatos cooked on the grill, with bell peppers grilled and shape into nonplussed faces to be stuck to the tomato, reminding the meatcuck that plants don't feel pain

>Clogged Rhubarb Arteries
A sweet snack, Rhubarb filled with jam and green salsa, grilled, reminding the meatcuck of his clogged arteries, as we know, Vegans do not get a clogged artery

>BIG BBQ PROTEIN skewer
10 Pinto Beans skewered and grilled to remind the meatcuck of where we get our protein

Hopefully you will convert some of them to be righteous.

why are meatcucks so fucking threatened by us?

Is it because we are thinner?
Is it because we live longer?

I don't think so. It meat eaters were disturbed by someone long living and thin they'd be afraid of skeletons, and judging by the way the average meatcucks wolfs down his greasy, artery clogging 'on the bone' chicken bucket from KFC, I doubt it.

I think meatcucks are threatened by Vegans because they know that Vegans are ethically superior. Meatcucks cannot take the fact that they feel conflicted. The meatcuck, confronted by the supreme ethical position of the vegan, feels so threatened that he acts 'alpha' by 'cookin up a brisket' or 'slinging dome dogs' or 'choppin down the old lettuce tree and plantin a bacon bush'. He has to act like a child, in constant denial because he fears the truth.

The truth is that meatcucks do more damage each day than 1000 Vegans. Vegans are better people. If heaven is real, the only things on the menu will be plant based. Meatcucks know this. They know they are unethical. They are just as bad as the silent Germans during the Holocaust or the Hutu who massacred their neighbours during the Rwandan Genocide.

Vegans are the superior creatures deal with it