/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17890999
>not a fan of dino nuggets

>>17798807
>knife on the left, fork on the right

>>17279967
>Japanese Restaurant
>Run by Koreans

>>17269036

>>17087089
The fuck man?

>>16792206
If I had to describe bartending in as few words as possible, I'd say,

>It's like a halfway point between being a babysitter and a drug dealer.

Alcohol is a ridiculously dangerous drug that makes people completely retarded, and one of your main jobs as a barkeep is to make sure this NPC turds don't end up hurting themselves or killing someone after they leave, and then your bar being found liable for it. At the first place I worked we allowed kids in (it was a bowling alley / arcade / laser tag place that also happened to have a full bar) and I swear to god I must have saved a lot of those little shits from going through car windscreens, because while they were off playing the parents would just sit at the bar sucking down margaritas and irish car bombs with no attempt whatsoever to stay sober enough to get behind the wheel, so naturally I always had to cut them off, and then they'd throw a big hissy fit. Like, jesus christ, guys.

>>16600573
>sloppa express

>>16221091
>he doesn't eat his water with a fork and a knife

>>14195558
WHY

>>12691563
>grate some carrot over toast and add some aspartame to it

I live with 5 other people in my college house. Theyre not so disgusting as they are just plain retarded

>one leaves his window open in winter all the time, then bitches about the heating bill
>people constantly will throw pizza boxes down next to our small kitchen trashcan rather than walk literally 10 feet to throw it in our outside garbage can thats right by thr back door
>locked themselves out of their bedroom so instead of taking the handle off he just kicked the door down.
>female roommate will eat spam and colby jack cheese sandwhiches
>one tried to claim eating out was cheaper than cooking
>basically live at my gf place but still get bitched at about dishes that I dont make

>>11496700
>I am redpilled

>>11315841
>>11315747

Health is a function of a healthy lifestyle. Diets fail because it's hard to suddenly implement a healthy lifestyle when you use stupid biomarkers like how much you weight and how grams of fat are in your lunch. That's why you should pray to Buddha Jesus in addition to following your fad diet of choice.

>>11315857

I've heard you punks call it Reddit spacing, but you're of your kind to accuse me of visiting /pol/. Goddamn cartographer.