/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17227485
>soy
>soy
>soy
>soy

>every post in this thread is exactly one minute apart

cringe

>>12505527
Why do they care about who puts ketchup on a hotdog? It's just generic white trash food anyway, it's nothing fancy.

>be 30
>never had a job
>still live with my parents

>>10675960
Nice choice, bro. I think I'm going to take public transport down to the plaza and spend my morning at Starbucks reading a history of ancient Rome while enjoying their house blend.

>>10671459
Try seasoning your food, wh*tebo*.

>>10257289
>tfw someone else posts your meme

fucking douche goes through all the trouble of making focaccia bread for his pizza and he ends up burning the fucking cheese.

>>9965167
>tfw fag flirts with me
feelsgoodman. I may try it out since i've have no luck with girls who i crave.

>pass by In and out
>see cookie cutters in line in their Toyota Piouses sipping their starcucks
>go to Denny's
>have a Superior burger
>see the same faggots in line after i finish my food

>>9516402
Don't be so smug, you're a bunch of fat asses also.

>know how to cook really good
>cook chit meals for company
>mfw never host thanksgiving

>order 4 large pizzas at 1am
>don't tip

>get organic bananas
>type in regular banana code
>cheaper bananas
>tfw everything is bananas
>steak is bananas
>cheese is bananas
>ham is bananas
>oatmeal is bananas

>accidentally leave the eggs in the cart without scanning them

>>9233850
>What about microscopic radioactive particles from fukushima in the meat
>Not wanting superpowers like the X-men
>not wanting to see through walls

EBT just re-upped, what should i get to cook anons?