/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8439222
I see that neither I nor my trips are welcome in this al/ck/ either :(

Because they get that shit for pennies wholesale and sell a great volume of that garbage to neckbeards like you

Mussels steamed with white wine and some other stuff.

I cut up some celery, garlic, and shallots, give 'em a singe in some olive oil while I clean and debeard the mussels, then add chicken broth, white win, and finally the mussels. Steam them for a bit until they're open, then instantly off the heat. Concurrently, toast bread w/ garlic butter on it.

It's pretty simple, but I do this or something like it two or three times a month and it goes pretty well each time. It has also gotten me laid several times.