/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14668562
>Be 9
>I was a fuckin custard fiend
>Always asked for double extra custard on my desserts for school lunches
>It's a normal day at school, eating lunch sitting with my friends
>Eating a pudding drowned in pink custard
>Happily nomming away
>About to put a spoonful of custard in my mouth
>Notice a small black spot in the edge of my vision just before it enters
>Friends start freaking out at me
>I'm oblivious, wonder what's wrong
>The custard is a bit crunchy for some reason
>Still tasty tho
>I swallow, ask what's got them so worked up
>They all insist that I just ate a pretty big fly which had landed in the custard
>Immediately rush to the nearest toilet to vomit
>Never ate pink custard ever again

>>14366014
>Turkey twizzler
>chocolate/vanilla crunch with custard
>fish and chips on a friday

This is what Britain used to be about.