/ck/ - Food & Cooking

OP, here. Sorry for the delay. More story time.

>one of the few times I see her preparing food in the kitchen
>wants to make steak
>doesn't want to stand at the stove or watch the oven
>places steaks into a glass baking dish
>seasons them into oblivion
>pours water into dish with the steaks
>heads toward microwave (nooo)
>try to offer to cook them so to not completely ruin the meat
>"I KNOW WHAT IM DOING I ALWAYS COOK MEAT THIS WAY"
>whatever then
>nukes it for 16 minutes
>smells fucking gross
>in the mean time she preps 2 Easy Mac cups to nuke
>steaks are done, completely covered in seasoning and fat bubbles
>tries to offer me some
>tell her I had just eaten (I did)
>gets offended and mutters something under her breath about "anorexics"
>leave kitchen as she's shoveling down watery mac and cheese and eating leathery steak by holding it with a fork and tearing off chunks with her teeth
>says I'm missing out